Where's the $5 pizza?

So...we live in Shadyside. It's the kind of place that has a reputation for being above Oakland, you could say. It's a neighborhood where a lot of upperclassmen and graduate students live. It's great. It's quieter than Oakland and has a lot of nice restaurants, shops and houses.

But there is a problem. Where's the cheap $5 pizza (read: Antoons, Sorrentos)?

Don't get me wrong. I'm glad to be out of Oakland and living in Shadyside. It's a nice get away from all the activity that way. But every once in a while I get that craving for a cheap, large $5 pizza. It's such a good deal. And even if we are upperclassmen living in Shadyside, we're still students and would like to have a place like that.

I feel like having a cheap pizza place like that, although somewhat tacky, would be a good addition to the neighborhood. I'm sure it'd make a ton of money, too. After all, there are still a lot of bars in Shadyside that are really busy on Friday and Saturday nights.